hey…dad…? SCORE 20
5, obviously SCORE 38
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27
well, guess my bloodline ends here SCORE 30
i can suck to work with SCORE 10
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 19
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
it was all planned since the beginning SCORE 40
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
parental support SCORE 22
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
she’s the one SCORE 1
this has to be an old thought from previous evolutions, right? SCORE 21
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
self esteam issues SCORE 26
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
one of the most mildly evil things SCORE 15
this is really cute SCORE 54
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
brain laundry is hard SCORE 36
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 15
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
*just in case SCORE 27
