What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Truth. SCORE 182
I yawned! SCORE 10
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
My feelings toward college. SCORE 159
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Word! SCORE 19
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Wrong Show SCORE 191
How is this possible? SCORE 277
BROFIST SCORE -3
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
