Accurate. SCORE 257
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
Please be troll. SCORE 230
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
I love you. SCORE 20
Seems legit. SCORE 150
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
New books. SCORE 200
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
Friends. SCORE 215
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
All the Navies! SCORE 172
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
How people see me. SCORE 233
How marriage works. SCORE 65
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
