Why I shop for Christmas gifts online. SCORE 85
Whenever someone tries to tickle me. SCORE 133
Accurate. SCORE 224
For all the ladies… SCORE 269
The first question SCORE 16
Dog logic. SCORE 217
Conversations with my cat SCORE 73
Time to apply some cold water to that burn SCORE 12
10 points for Gryffindor! SCORE 324
My parents using a computer. SCORE 112
Taters gonna potate. SCORE 130
New product ideas for Urban Outfitters. SCORE 102
Decisions, decisions… SCORE 97
What cats dream about. SCORE 156
Cats are jerks. SCORE 161
Trollololo. SCORE 216
Please take a number. SCORE 141
Mmmm. tasty SCORE 12
Did you know? SCORE 61
Based on a 1995 study by 2Pac and Dr. Dre. SCORE 147
Asian problems. SCORE 242
Someone else is happy with less than what you have. SCORE 135
Fall in Central Park. SCORE 88
That’s no moon! SCORE 165
The music industry vs. The book industry. SCORE 212
History is bound to repeat itself. SCORE 202
The expert killer whale. SCORE 207
String Section SCORE 174
The universe was created by accident! SCORE 205
How I feel whenever it snows for the first time. SCORE 243
Porcupine problems. SCORE 186
Fail. SCORE 102
