Awkward SCORE 69
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
easy money SCORE 29
Problem solved SCORE 34
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Jinkies! SCORE 63
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Same… SCORE 53
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Plot twist! SCORE 42
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
What about Linux? SCORE 45
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
It’s my super power SCORE 44
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5