Whenever I hear my name, but I can’t tell from where. SCORE 113
Haven’t you heard of catfish? SCORE 68
Whenever the Internet dies. SCORE 46
When I come home from college for the holidays. SCORE 98
Trust me, I’m a firefighter. SCORE 109
Nursing homes in 30 years. SCORE 128
Seems legit. SCORE 224
I’m rubber and you’re glue. SCORE 71
Anatomy of a cast. SCORE 130
Cookies. Not even once. SCORE 147
Rawr SCORE -5
I like big books & I cannot lie. SCORE 181
Zombie pumpkins. SCORE 89
Police fail. SCORE 220
Like a little boss. SCORE 38
So called “Trader” Joe’s… SCORE 175
Wouldn’t we all do this for pizza?! SCORE 7
The human bicycle. SCORE 243
If I fits, I sits. SCORE 150
Cats are jerks. SCORE 115
When people wear confusing costumes for halloween. SCORE 150
They killed Kenny, again… SCORE 154
Then I was born. SCORE 240
Ultimate fan SCORE 157
You make a compelling point. SCORE 169
LSHMSFOAIDMT XD SCORE 6
How ADHD works. SCORE 179
Did somebody say “tuna”? SCORE 87
How to teach English literature. SCORE 93
The venus flyyyy trap. SCORE 122
The original Freudian Slip. SCORE 102
How to troll your dad. SCORE 178
