Not sure if hot chick is hitting on me… SCORE 1189
Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
Seven hours. SCORE 495
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1246
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
Sometimes. SCORE 913
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
White people problems. SCORE 237
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589
Wind blows. SCORE 841
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
Like a… SCORE 601
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Best birth control ever. SCORE 1417
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
New sitcom. SCORE 911
If you love two people at the same time… SCORE 524
Spot the difference. SCORE 1388
YES, THIS IS DOG. SCORE 394
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Why are they all carrying candy? SCORE 1468
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
Oh. SCORE 1232
