Remember to put the glass down. SCORE 92
"Could I just try a little sample?" SCORE 156
Consider my day ruined. SCORE 71
Miss me with that parenthood SCORE 106
That’s not how any of this works… SCORE 85
The Three Face Theory SCORE 80
Does your dog bite? SCORE 132
He thought he had it figured out SCORE 107
Eat the apple, my pretty. SCORE 87
MRI scan of broccoli SCORE 131
Lord of the ducks SCORE 106
Next thing you know, it’s three hours into your shift SCORE 158
Am I a good girl? What even is a good girl? SCORE 91
Damn, science side. SCORE 137
This Currency Is More Valuable Than Any Other SCORE 142
LoOk At Me I’m A hUmAn SCORE 72
Sign at local burger restaurant SCORE 214
Bad joke? SCORE 203
From introvert to extrovert. SCORE 102
The Nerf war at my office has become a game of readiness… SCORE 87
A car with a pup holder SCORE 135
I see no otter way out…. SCORE 104
Then why’d you give this nickel to me?! SCORE 76
This Gym Is Doing It Right SCORE 120
Elmo Does Memes SCORE 59
Existential Nightmare on Elm Street SCORE 64
Freaking deadbeats SCORE 83
Birds SCORE 173
Walking past office coworkers, that you don’t know well starterpack SCORE 91
Glitched SCORE 150
Take Your Kids To Work Day SCORE 95
Considering it… SCORE 54
