no calls, no problems SCORE 27
barts beware SCORE 10
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
from fluff to scruff SCORE 47
the next stage of capitalism SCORE 11
there has to be balance SCORE 36
*instructions unclear* SCORE 24
enjoy this comma-ntary SCORE 21
need eat the cöld SCORE 16
that’s not a pokéball, that’s a holy hand grenade! SCORE 16
the most important preference SCORE 25
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 28
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
i said what i said SCORE 30
i wonder what makes them more money to air SCORE 14
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
it means you’re fruity, delicious, and a force of nature SCORE 15
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
this got me at first, too SCORE 10
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
this is unsettling for no reason SCORE 45
this got me too SCORE 39
there’s never a time where this image /shouldn’t/ be posted SCORE 20
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
i bready my shortsword… SCORE 22
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24