Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
The Zoom wars of 2021 SCORE 35
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
Tale as old as time. SCORE 30
Educate thyself on the many windows. SCORE 22
Don’t be evil… SCORE 20
How else do you expect me to keep in contact with my preschool teacher I never contact? SCORE 42
Just ask her to grab it for you… SCORE 25
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
Aw, Nuts! SCORE 35
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
A rare edit. SCORE 24
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
Aawooof! SCORE 34
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26