Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
Every time. SCORE 135
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 189
There’s an app for that. SCORE 301
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
WUT? SCORE 268
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Every day. SCORE 212
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
Did you do something different with your hair? SCORE 145
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
Realistic Google+ circles. SCORE 237
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
I like you. SCORE 215
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248