This can't be write... SCORE 27
Childhood vs. adult fears. SCORE 142
How Canadians swim. SCORE 218
Everybody poops. SCORE 227
No contest SCORE 121
Step away from the hammer... SCORE 185
Hey gurl... SCORE 108
Errol? SCORE 29
I got a sensible chuckle out this car I bought. SCORE 86
Guns don't kill people. SCORE 218
Nick is my spirit animal. SCORE 155
The Not-a-Princess Bride SCORE 117
The manliest loofa. SCORE 264
Pakalu Papito SCORE 92
This does make me happy... SCORE 34
Wrestling is real SCORE 141
So close... SCORE 246
You know... SCORE 310
Laugh the pain away. SCORE 102
"Brutal Assault" SCORE 126
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 125
He looks so proud. SCORE 122
Nick Offerman. SCORE 184
I hope it's an iPhone SCORE 179
How I feel about Internet Explorer. SCORE 186
Willy Nelson on marijuana SCORE 213
Rocket in real life. SCORE 190
Obviously, that was supposed to happen SCORE 194
Smooth. Real smooth... SCORE 138
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
How I feel applying for jobs fresh out of college. SCORE 223
My grandma weighs 950 dollars. SCORE 244
