You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
Ohh yea… SCORE 23
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
The more you know. SCORE 36
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 8
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
Sending Harts To Eberywan SCORE 29
We can do it! SCORE 30
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
We’ll send our best! SCORE 23
Feed the buns :/ SCORE 14
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
Cats can teleport. SCORE 28
Fishing for dough nuts. SCORE 18
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
I could show you the world later. SCORE 26
America doesn’t run presently, but I see your point SCORE 11
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10