Good guy, Snape. SCORE 56
My personality exactly. SCORE 229
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 66
Hangovers. SCORE 112
May move house SCORE 183
Women should date men with beards. SCORE -73
I’ve got no chance… SCORE 220
There are only 2 types of food in this world… SCORE 9
20 things to whisper into someone’s ear. SCORE 92
Obi-Wan is a smooth criminal. SCORE 14
Be-you-tiful. SCORE 6
Modern ghost. SCORE 216
Tom Hiddleston on romance. SCORE 253
Pancakes with abs. SCORE 128
Paranormal cativity. SCORE 100
Let’s play… is it racist? SCORE 79
Flower pot staircase. SCORE 108
Well said Mr. Mujica SCORE 148
Almost! SCORE 104
Let me show you recipe for a purrfect aww. SCORE 84
Yoga for paws!!! SCORE 106
Real phones have curves. SCORE 14
A day at the spa. SCORE 133
This is a pun-ishable offense. SCORE 189
How babies make decisions. SCORE 99
these are not the droids you’re looking for SCORE 12
They sure are slow out of the box… SCORE 134
Welcome to the Internet. SCORE 135
Out of the Park SCORE -13
When your alarm goes off for the first day of school. SCORE 148
Beats by Dre SCORE 151
My neighbors at 3am… SCORE 11