The Oxford Comma SCORE 7
You already know too much. SCORE 218
Baby pandas. SCORE 154
Owls are weird. SCORE 267
How I feel on the days of summer… SCORE 308
You murdered so many of us already! SCORE 7
Put this in every textbook. SCORE 295
Camas Prairie, Idaho at sunset. SCORE 242
America lately. SCORE 209
I named my dog “5 miles” SCORE 121
When you are sad. SCORE 277
That’s enough time with my kitten, tiny hooman. SCORE 259
Words. SCORE 4
Licky Clam SCORE 5
Game of thrones. SCORE 138
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. SCORE -48
Police Troll ;) SCORE 25
Left-Handed Facts SCORE 8
Probably. SCORE 182
How dinosaurs are made. SCORE 208
Late Night Breakfast SCORE 1
A Daddy’s letter to his ‘Little One’ and her future husband. SCORE 62
The more you know. SCORE 338
Then fill the glass with water. SCORE 185
Slenderman shuffle SCORE 5
Meow… SCORE 9
DOUBLE DREAM FEET! SCORE 1
If you had to choose… SCORE 11
Snakes can fly?! SCORE 159
Every ceiling fan ever. SCORE 313
Even dogs have standards. SCORE 214
Thanks, smoke alarm. SCORE 238