my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
this has to be an old thought from previous evolutions, right? SCORE 21
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
well, guess my bloodline ends here SCORE 30
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 19
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
it was all planned since the beginning SCORE 40
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27
parental support SCORE 22
one of the most mildly evil things SCORE 15
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
the free in freedom SCORE 23
self esteam issues SCORE 26
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
this is really cute SCORE 54
*just in case SCORE 27
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
i can suck to work with SCORE 10
5, obviously SCORE 38
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 15
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
brain laundry is hard SCORE 36
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
she’s the one SCORE 1
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25