I need dis. SCORE 203
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Wings SCORE 7
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
Jenga! SCORE 198
Science FTW! SCORE 153
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
Life in the woods. SCORE 133
It isn’t. SCORE 183
You are traffic. SCORE 242
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
There’s nothing stronger than love. SCORE 169
Friends vs. Best friends. SCORE 225
Women’s logic. SCORE -73
Onion rings. SCORE 158
Just perfect. SCORE 21
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
My dream. SCORE 134
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52
So many puns! SCORE 136
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
Touché… SCORE 263
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
Attack! SCORE 200
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 1