the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
have a good one eh SCORE 17
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 23
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
