America is so progressive SCORE 78
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
All of these are true SCORE 178
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
Adulthood SCORE 111
Admiration SCORE 80
The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 70
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
We the people SCORE 112
I do this all too often SCORE 81
Simpsons Have The Right Idea.. SCORE 94
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 136
A damn fool SCORE 65
Scumbag junior SCORE 81
My ice cold heart. SCORE 83
Full time savage SCORE 71
A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 66
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 103
Watching A Movie SCORE 74
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
The joys of flossing SCORE 76
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 38
Leo gets it SCORE 164
Now that is dedication SCORE 152
