if an alien came to visit SCORE 11
800 year old swamp witch SCORE 27
this is why mermaids exist SCORE 28
staring at a menu SCORE 17
failing at therapy SCORE 19
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
he needs his giraffe toy SCORE 29
orson welles for peeps SCORE 13
ready to flamingle SCORE 20
no more cupcakes SCORE 25
surprised sea squirts SCORE 20
wake up exhausted SCORE 26
the power of chrysler compels you SCORE 30
please turn to page 69 SCORE 25
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 30
leaving applebees the way god intended SCORE 11
a goose walks into a bar SCORE 14
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
third red light in a row SCORE 18
how to hide something perfectly SCORE 24
scooby doo at/at SCORE 11
i love you in german SCORE 19
birthday cod SCORE 28
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
and then they get too nervous SCORE 20
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
shakespearean love languages SCORE 23
touch the cactus SCORE 29
what’s on the other side? SCORE 14
downward spiral SCORE 22
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
many have tried, all have failed SCORE 6
