if there’s something strange SCORE 31
it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19
this is why i drink SCORE 29
english burn SCORE 27
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
definitely a dog SCORE 46
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
who’s in? SCORE 34
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53
i have layers SCORE 33
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
i’m canceling SCORE 9
call the fire department SCORE 4
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
clever SCORE 29
back to bed! SCORE 19
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
an impossible task SCORE 20
omg SCORE 20
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
they get huge SCORE 22
excuse me SCORE 19
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19