
Ultimate warfare. SCORE 97

Don’t talk around your phone or else you’ll insta-ntly get an ad SCORE 71

This is why you don’t park in the striped area in a handicap zone. SCORE 86

They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 71

Oasis Town SCORE 83

Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77

I started levitating after I said this word SCORE 56

Chromatic Typewriter SCORE 89

Guy catches flying bird SCORE 62

So distraught SCORE 77

Checkmate Flat Earthers SCORE 44

Lap Pool SCORE 69

Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53

No burn ointment for you then SCORE 100

Who would have guessed? SCORE 71

Mr. Steal your ladies SCORE 95

Overpopulation SCORE 92

Met one of those guys from the math problems tonight. SCORE 62

Tattoos are a chore. SCORE 94

Certain death… SCORE 54

If you ever feel bad about your mistakes SCORE 93

Found this at a garage sale SCORE 57

Cross my palm with silver and I will tell you your future. SCORE 66

I think Elon is a believer… SCORE 60

Battle of the Bugs SCORE 44

No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49

Ice cave in Iceland during sunset SCORE 89

Judgemental baby SCORE 82

John Lennon was a savage SCORE 91

Sweatpants are life. SCORE 66

Why is he staring at me? SCORE 69

Well then SCORE 49