Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
This needs to happen. SCORE 268
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Accurate. SCORE 257
Finally. SCORE 344
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Pardon me good sir. SCORE 150
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
