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Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Burn! SCORE 249
Never forget. SCORE 159
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Probably… SCORE 185
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
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How seasons work. SCORE 158
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Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
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I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
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Genius. SCORE 145
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Seal SCORE 28
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
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