make the most of your special day SCORE 33
having a personal roast anytime you want sounds great tbh SCORE 49
ah yes, the quantums were really mechanical SCORE 11
they do that to me all the time SCORE 24
gotta zoom to work and beat rush hour SCORE 26
“how the truck did you manage to do that?” SCORE 17
work besties stayin besties SCORE 19
no therapist is qualified for this SCORE 15
“oh, and that one’s george” SCORE 10
make some space for me in the career field SCORE 16
oh thanks for clearing that up SCORE 13
I JUST WANTED TO PLAY SORRY SCORE 15
how trucks pass each other SCORE 14
smash that like button SCORE 9
it’s all coming together now… SCORE 20
a pole position SCORE 25
call me a dragon the way i breathe fire SCORE 4
pleaaaase mooom SCORE 25
all your base are belong to us SCORE 2
time’s up, buddy SCORE 45
the things we do for work SCORE 22
looks like big sun is back at its bs SCORE 21
god healeth limbs and taketh them away SCORE 7
he must get to the point SCORE 23
quit norsin’ around SCORE 23
no need to be so sour about it SCORE 9
childhood made 10000x better SCORE 28
someone spilled the beans SCORE 18
these babies will be worth so many (pennies) in the future SCORE 16
sometimes you gotta treat yourself SCORE 12
ultimate marketing campaign SCORE 20
it never hurts to buy 20! SCORE 12
