lol his wife made sure to leave him instructions on how to feed the kids SCORE 12
what it says vs what you read SCORE 6
when someone wants to ask you a question SCORE 11
someone didn’t see the arrow pointing to the left SCORE 14
a fitbit is just a tamagotchi for humans SCORE 26
nice SCORE 12
omg he still sends a bday card to the dog every year! SCORE 30
goth on the outside, soft on the inside SCORE 28
eat kiwis for happy sleep? SCORE 24
google autocomplete is undefeated SCORE 7
would you take this offer? SCORE 40
i guess he got bored and decided to mimic the dog SCORE 32
the perfect pup photobomb SCORE 22
Completionists understand SCORE 28
my bladder is the real morning alarm SCORE 25
there’s a guilt trip for everything and i don’t like it. let me binge watch netflix in peace! SCORE 44
if a cat is a cat burglar then are they called human burglars? SCORE 29
“maybe his legs needs some extra help” is such an amazing answer SCORE 32
ronaldo standing up for a young fan SCORE 32
clever hack to get rid of unwanted junk SCORE 24
the mothman statue is draggin a wagon SCORE 25
somehow i know i said it wrong SCORE 21
there is also a dog SCORE 29
the therapy dog at this dentist looks like he needs to go to therapy SCORE 27
the reason the pyramids are still in egypt SCORE 48
this is very high school but also very cute SCORE 33
that’s not weird al. it is, in fact, kid rock SCORE 26
a confusing time, or a great time with all that loot SCORE 10
hanging out the passenger side no longer makes you a scrub SCORE 26
rachel and mike lasted two weeks after this facebook post SCORE 20
only the truly desperate end up on page 2 of google search results SCORE 11
this is why some games i just refuse to play SCORE 28