Not bad… SCORE 36
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
Just mortician things… SCORE 29
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
Love is odd. SCORE 42
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
Irony is art. SCORE 31
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
Barista good. SCORE 61
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
This thicc banana SCORE 18
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
*easily amused* SCORE 46
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
Father son goals. SCORE 36
City’s full. SCORE 20
This is why I game. SCORE 38
This does make me happy… SCORE 40
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 20
