Boinks not borks. SCORE 36
First they came for the syrup, but I do not use syrup SCORE 28
My dying body: SCORE 17
Treat your kids well. SCORE 42
Thank you for the clarification. SCORE 24
Looney Tunes is on HBO Max, BTW. SCORE 25
The media is performing exactly as they intend. SCORE 36
No one can prove they weren’t secretly married SCORE 40
You can do it all night long! SCORE 19
Magnolia Arkansas seems nice. SCORE 36
And you know what, Tom? It’s almost enough. SCORE 32
Officer Karen McMuffin needs to switch to a Joan Fabrics career. SCORE 13
Essential items only. SCORE 34
Joffrey is currently filming his next venture. SCORE 21
This picture has been banned in Italy. SCORE 21
None of them can read, btw. SCORE 32
dys[fun]ction SCORE 25
Haven’t liked a selfie in a while… SCORE 36
Motivational bear bro. SCORE 25
The council will keep an eye on this one… SCORE 28
A four-leaf clover made out of four-leaf and five-leaf clovers. SCORE 23
Movie scene request SCORE 30
Newspaper delivery boys. Mexico City circa 1960. SCORE 23
le sigh… SCORE 41
It’s a personal decision SCORE 39
I do not believe you. SCORE 26
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 30
Welcome to the party. SCORE 41
Who cuts toast? SCORE 29
50 cents is 50 cents… SCORE 35
Japanese Cheesecakes Have Bounce. SCORE 17
Peak romance SCORE 32
