it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 30
i’m canceling SCORE 9
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
an impossible task SCORE 20
stella does not approve SCORE 38
pretty sure its half a box though SCORE 2
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
buckle that booty SCORE 21
3rd degree burns incoming SCORE 12
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
clever SCORE 29
never would have guessed SCORE 16
seedless watermelon SCORE 34
they get huge SCORE 22
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 28
icebreakers are terrifying SCORE 22
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
english burn SCORE 27
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 19
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 36
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53
this is bullsh** SCORE 37
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
omg SCORE 20
no need for an intervention SCORE 22
bordering on 3 SCORE 28
