
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25

prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 30

i’m canceling SCORE 9

i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23

when coffee is literally life SCORE 18

an impossible task SCORE 20

stella does not approve SCORE 38

pretty sure its half a box though SCORE 2

imagine the possibilities SCORE 29

buckle that booty SCORE 21

3rd degree burns incoming SCORE 12

frozen pizza hack SCORE 19

it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19

i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28

clever SCORE 29

never would have guessed SCORE 16

seedless watermelon SCORE 34

they get huge SCORE 22

and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 28

icebreakers are terrifying SCORE 22

if there’s something strange SCORE 31

english burn SCORE 27

the bank knows your patterns SCORE 19

this tweet aged poorly SCORE 36

that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53

this is bullsh** SCORE 37

i’d be terrified SCORE 39

the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16

it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22

omg SCORE 20

no need for an intervention SCORE 22

bordering on 3 SCORE 28