They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
treat? SCORE 25
It’s all good. SCORE 49
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
Movie Magic SCORE 27
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Olden but golden SCORE 19
WELL THEN SCORE 17
I would eat them. SCORE 41
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41