So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Liz… SCORE 123
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 100
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 144
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Thermostat negotiations SCORE 87
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
He replaces words with animal names… SCORE 83
My kind of bed SCORE -71
English is weird. SCORE 95
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 47
So that’s how they get tangled… SCORE 80
Twist! SCORE 138
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Not today. SCORE 205
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Every Olympics Ever SCORE 58
Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps? SCORE 151
So you like metal? SCORE 144
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 185
Blind spot SCORE 74
What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78
