Non-disguised blessings. SCORE 134
Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
Five Doctors SCORE 175
Pump action bike SCORE 12
Columbian Man SCORE 172
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
Poor moon… SCORE 13
Extroverts. SCORE 9
K-Mart in Detroit SCORE 125
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
Expecto Patrón. SCORE 15
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15
Asexual is an orientation. SCORE 189
The red paperclip makes it SCORE 184
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
Jurassic Park from the Velociraptors’ Perspective SCORE 217
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 11
Super Game Facts: Castlevania – Symphony of the Night SCORE -19
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
Pole dancing. SCORE 117
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
Leaving dishes in the sink. SCORE 148
I eat when I’m depressed. SCORE 108
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
Feeding homeless animals. SCORE 164
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
Me at a bar. SCORE 196
You will never be this happy. SCORE 137
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7