Poms not bombs. SCORE 183
I love cats. SCORE 157
That’s what she said. SCORE 328
Bed cartography. SCORE 221
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy… SCORE 151
My neighbors listen to very good music… SCORE 294
How I got these scars. SCORE 195
Invisible unicycle. SCORE 122
OCD level over 9000. SCORE 761
Forever alone or together forever? SCORE 281
Why don’t you get off your high horse! SCORE 262
Cats in slow motion. SCORE 67
Put me down! SCORE 196
I’m not fat… SCORE 143
The history of whistling. SCORE 173
Why is the rum gone?! SCORE 143
Life is too short. SCORE 98
Lady Problems. SCORE 1054
I’m gon’ eatchu! SCORE 312
Reasons your girlfriend didn’t enjoy The Avengers. SCORE 262
I regret nothing! SCORE 258
Japan juicebox is cooler than you. SCORE 103
Oh stop it. SCORE 202
Reality. SCORE 34
Wanting to be someone else… SCORE 280
Have a baby, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. SCORE 218
Don’t do drugs. SCORE 982
Instant date. SCORE 222
Evolution. SCORE 197
I don’t care if… SCORE 756
The doctor said it’s cooties… SCORE 209
That awkward moment when… SCORE 234
