every segment on the news SCORE 13
i like bananas SCORE 9
supersize it SCORE -4
a very small dog SCORE 15
working cat SCORE 20
cats find a way SCORE 23
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
did i stutter? SCORE 12
one stop american shop SCORE 7
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
slap them SCORE 12
scary fish! SCORE 7
no one understands my genius SCORE 17
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
zero traction SCORE 11
memorable first customer SCORE 17
scream therapy SCORE 15
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
is this satire? SCORE 14
