Funny not funny SCORE 55
We live different lives. SCORE 58
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
What a short time to be alive SCORE 55
Every time. SCORE 37
Safe pupper SCORE 81
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Why so sad? SCORE 47
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
+ cry. SCORE 118
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
Keep it civil… SCORE 93
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
I GUESS SCORE 45
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Mama no. SCORE 52
