after you turn 30, going out after 9 is more of a chore than a good time SCORE 26
put the steps back or pay the consequences SCORE 25
it’s a funny painting worth laughing at for an extended period of time SCORE 30
old money recovered from the titanic SCORE 18
don’t get caught stealing balls SCORE 6
what cupcakes are called in canada SCORE 23
we can make him better than he was before SCORE 29
honest reviews of hogwarts SCORE 26
the real reason animal crossing is so popular SCORE 38
whoop there it is SCORE 23
incredible cherry potato plants that yield double crops SCORE 34
thanks to inflation love is no longer free SCORE 24
a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5
they’re not drowning, you don’t have to save them SCORE 33
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 38
well well well, if it isn’t ricky pee pee, here to finally pay for his crimes SCORE 27
silent forgiveness is perfectly acceptable self care SCORE 26
the villain just really wants to impress the hero. maybe grab dinner sometime SCORE 28
the possibilities of what i can accomplish are limitless SCORE 27
who are you, harry potter? SCORE 24
never mix philosophy and driving SCORE 16
find your freedom SCORE 14
looks don’t matter to everyone. this baby is proof of that SCORE 30
this would be a good prank to pull on your significant other. just make sure they don’t call a plumber SCORE 14
reese’s cups are always the right choice SCORE 32
my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
this squirrel’s husband may not want to come home for a few hours SCORE 17
lucas better not be a snitch. You know what happens to snitches SCORE 15
gangster flowers: for when you want to start a garden but don’t want to lose credit with the mafia SCORE 22
thank you for putting up with me SCORE 24
Should have brought the cat to disney world i guess SCORE 37
fedora the explorer SCORE 29
