they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14
bear with me SCORE 26
i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23
gangster flowers: for when you want to start a garden but don’t want to lose credit with the mafia SCORE 22
victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28
well well well, if it isn’t ricky pee pee, here to finally pay for his crimes SCORE 27
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22
it’s a houseboat? SCORE 18
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
judges judily SCORE 20
the possibilities of what i can accomplish are limitless SCORE 27
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 35
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 38
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
they’re not drowning, you don’t have to save them SCORE 33
my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
we can make him better than he was before SCORE 29
the cat was so close to getting it right SCORE 28
a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5
did we just become best friends? SCORE 16
fedora the explorer SCORE 29
it’s a funny painting worth laughing at for an extended period of time SCORE 30
this lady has her priorities straight SCORE 14
your words can’t sting me when i’m wearing my bee suit SCORE 30
whoop there it is SCORE 23
doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23
friend has been deployed. all that was bad is now good SCORE 21
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
what cupcakes are called in canada SCORE 23
thank you for putting up with me SCORE 24
