Blue Angels lining up. Prepare for take off, blue leader. SCORE 27
Sharing is caring. SCORE 26
Ruff day… SCORE 24
That’ll be $300… SCORE 28
National Geographic offices use their logo as door handles. SCORE 34
I didn’t realize there we 20 terrible families in the world… SCORE 33
Jarrito es muy bonita. SCORE 24
A tuxedo with a drink recipe on its tag. SCORE 23
No one ever does… SCORE 22
…put you down as a no show, thanks bud. SCORE 27
Kids really do take it out of you… SCORE 23
The bus driver. SCORE 41
Hackerman ~1993. SCORE 12
A morphine bottle from the 1880’s. SCORE 22
Momma didn’t raise no sinner SCORE 15
One of those is a knife… Crocodile Dundee, probably. SCORE 13
Have a very fishy birthday, bud. SCORE 26
Local shelter fires temp workers due to lack of inventory… SCORE 37
Stick Figures SCORE 25
This is what happens when robots mow your lawn… SCORE 35
First and last episode SCORE 28
better be tax deductible… SCORE 23
Perched. SCORE 34
I’ll allow it. SCORE 30
Advanced dad jokes. SCORE 23
Rest in peace legend. Kobe in 1998 SCORE 22
You’re published! SCORE 35
Now that’s what I call a full service establishment SCORE 21
Bill Nye the Selfie guy SCORE 31
The problems is that it’s January. SCORE 24
The times, they are a changin’ SCORE 20
She must be wasted… SCORE 23