Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
*have SCORE 17
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Steal the world! SCORE 22
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
Do the blink! SCORE 24
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Gunner the good doge. SCORE 42
hello little friend SCORE 20
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20