Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
2pactopus SCORE 113
The Twortle SCORE 142
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Same thing… SCORE 21
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Trollololo! SCORE 152
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Accurate. SCORE 146
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
The power of barking SCORE 18
