I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
I just became more metal SCORE 33
15, max. SCORE 52
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 79
Real American hero SCORE 41
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Busted! SCORE 31
No hollow gesture here SCORE 84
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
We both go down, together SCORE 56
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
