Slow Robot
Terrifying+two+sentence+horror+stories
aw%2C+rats
aw, rats SCORE 20
they%26%238217%3Bre+too+strong%26%238230%3B
they’re too strong… SCORE 7
it%26%238217%3Bs+all+fun+and+games+until+we+do+it+back
it’s all fun and games until we do it back SCORE -2
a+big+problem
a big problem SCORE 21
a+real+business+pawpportunity
a real business pawpportunity SCORE 14
maybe+just+a+little+thought%2C+as+a+treat
maybe just a little thought, as a treat SCORE 21
seems+about+right
seems about right SCORE 10
dangnabbit+corporations
dangnabbit corporations SCORE 11
zis+is+uncatceptable%21
zis is uncatceptable! SCORE 30
wow%2C+it+was+true%21
wow, it was true! SCORE 6
you+cow
you cow SCORE 24
choosing+how+to+exhibit+your+feelings
choosing how to exhibit your feelings SCORE 36
what+is+this+bullcrap%3F%21%21%3F
what is this bullcrap?!!? SCORE 18
%2Aflails+wildly%2A
*flails wildly* SCORE 14
inside+you+there+are+two+search+engines%3A
inside you there are two search engines: SCORE 27
how+could+you+say+neigh%3F
how could you say neigh? SCORE 16
ah%2C+my+dream+show
ah, my dream show SCORE 26
that+mirror+would+totally+get+me+from+the+side
that mirror would totally get me from the side SCORE 24
let+chaos+win
let chaos win SCORE 30
this+looks+like+its+from+a+movie
this looks like its from a movie SCORE 15
i%26%238217%3Bm+so+doing+this%26%238230%3B
i’m so doing this… SCORE 16
recharging+its+bat-tery
recharging its bat-tery SCORE 21
%26%238220%3BGo+play+in+the+scrapyard%2C+kid%26%238221%3B
“Go play in the scrapyard, kid” SCORE 27
cell+me+about+it
cell me about it SCORE 20
cownine
cownine SCORE 20
that%26%238217%3Bs+crazy
that’s crazy SCORE 17
a+dog+eat+dog+world
a dog eat dog world SCORE 18
time+to+croak
time to croak SCORE 8
feeling+really%2C+really+called+out
feeling really, really called out SCORE 13
they+have+to+be+car-ful
they have to be car-ful SCORE 18
something+seems+off%26%238230%3B
something seems off… SCORE 32
look+at+you+semi-spookers
look at you semi-spookers SCORE 6
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he+found+the+perfect+home
he found the perfect home SCORE 49
strike%21
strike! SCORE 10
and+I+probably+won%26%238217%3Bt+like+it
and I probably won’t like it SCORE 24
no%2C+i+don%26%238217%3Bt+want+no+scrubs
no, i don’t want no scrubs SCORE 29
if+only%21
if only! SCORE 17
and+she+didn%26%238217%3Bt+let+their+stares+ruin+her+good+time
and she didn’t let their stares ruin her good time SCORE 22
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