never say these words without immediately following them up SCORE 7
overboard overloading SCORE 18
baby food SCORE 14
parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32
one of these is not like the others SCORE 18
peeking perusal SCORE 11
computer muter SCORE 21
a shell of a point SCORE 35
jur-eye-ssic park SCORE 13
meme dreamteam SCORE 2
console culture SCORE 14
dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb SCORE 19
boasting brains SCORE 13
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
i think they planned-et SCORE 42
taking cover SCORE 14
the queen’s gambit SCORE 18
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12
feeling knobghty SCORE 15
the best tiger picture ever taken SCORE 23
“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 39
memory log found SCORE 16
hee hee SCORE 12
half-baked SCORE 16
that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16
oh lord he comin’ SCORE 8
but do the boots have fur? SCORE 4
watchdog SCORE 19
feeling a lil’ smaug SCORE 13
10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 18
streaming meaning SCORE 21
