d: SCORE 5
How life should be proportioned. SCORE 190
That’s enough petting for one day… SCORE 202
Inner child. SCORE 84
The toaster knife. SCORE 10
Trolling my girlfriend. SCORE 305
After my parents dropped me off for college. SCORE 307
That awkward moment when you trip in public for no reason… SCORE 190
Mein Hipster Fuhrer SCORE 0
In an alternate universe. SCORE 226
I love you, bacon. SCORE 75
Parenting SCORE 9
Negotiations SCORE 8
What Happens if Your Body is Exposed to the Vacuum of Space? SCORE 42
Public Advisory. SCORE 247
Trust fall fail. SCORE 62
How to creep out your house guests. SCORE 198
Don’t forget to play. SCORE 126
Bunny! SCORE 145
How I start each day. SCORE 160
How to make the best salad ever. SCORE 145
Ladies? SCORE 128
Seems legit… SCORE 126
How to troll a stranger. SCORE 223
Feed Me! SCORE 6
I need a quick answer SCORE 17
Life. SCORE 101
Why I’m still single. SCORE 149
We were all female. SCORE 37
Uncanny SCORE 12
If Frodo had Google maps… SCORE 6
Workout evidence. SCORE 119
