Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
*have SCORE 17
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Steal the world! SCORE 22
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Words. SCORE 9
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
The Office cameos SCORE 11
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
hello little friend SCORE 20
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Do the blink! SCORE 24
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
