Three things Jurassic Park taught me about buying a home. SCORE 129
Wanna know how I got these scarves? SCORE 157
Jabba the cat. SCORE 164
Whenever I walk into a spider web at face level. SCORE 172
This is just a tribute. SCORE 185
What’s your name again? SCORE 15
Kitty Donuts SCORE 159
Zombies hate fast food. SCORE 84
In that case… SCORE 117
Accurate. SCORE 205
Aliens. SCORE 98
How I feel halfway through Movember. SCORE 101
Alex the parrot. SCORE 311
If you don’t like me. SCORE 92
Paralyzed dog runs for first time. SCORE 182
Watch out… SCORE 208
Accurate. SCORE 164
Scumbag cats. SCORE 149
Your mo will get fuller with Nick Offerman. SCORE 46
Scumbag internet. SCORE 105
Surround sound so real… SCORE 91
Celebrity world problems. SCORE 455
Mmmhmmm guuurl. SCORE 94
When I try to get up in the morning. SCORE 176
Adventure Time in the style of Tim Burton. SCORE 134
One does not simply tell his grandma he’s not hungry. SCORE 161
When the baby smiles right before puking… SCORE 96
Skeptical 3rd world kid on democracy. SCORE 199
All the Batmans! SCORE 149
William Shakespeare vs. William Stillspeare. SCORE 153
Seems legit. SCORE 78
Face painting like a boss. SCORE 165
