happy birthday! SCORE 19
did you hear the honk? SCORE 28
crap SCORE 16
with me, always SCORE 14
more milk per milk SCORE 17
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
get it together, dr fisher! SCORE 23
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 20
It’s not working SCORE 12
taste of freedom SCORE 18
dirty talk SCORE 22
waiting at the mental bus stop SCORE 27
hasn’t failed me yet SCORE 26
pure happiness SCORE 20
the cat isn’t fooled SCORE 31
that’s a snake SCORE 22
beer goes in, beer goes out SCORE 15
there goes my happiness SCORE 19
alien defector SCORE 20
time is of the essence SCORE 17
you’ve been warned SCORE 22
the leaning tower of snowman SCORE 41
flan from god SCORE 22
the worst SCORE 19
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
the best way to wake up on the trampoline SCORE 31
i have no idea what could have happened officers SCORE 17
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
this is me SCORE 39
always screaming SCORE 5
burns so good SCORE 4
evil genius SCORE 13
