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There%26%238217%3Bs+a+Darth+Vader+head+gargoyle+on+the+Washington+Cathedral
There’s a Darth Vader head gargoyle on the Washington Cathedral SCORE 21
Meet+the+quota%26%238230%3B
Meet the quota… SCORE 26
We+must+go%21
We must go! SCORE 23
People+on+unemployment+since+April+have+paid+more+taxes%26%238230%3B
People on unemployment since April have paid more taxes… SCORE 24
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+nice+boulder%26%238230%3B
It’s a nice boulder… SCORE 30
You+can+die+making+decisions+like+that%2C+lady.
You can die making decisions like that, lady. SCORE 23
for+the+cost+of+one+cup+of+coffee%26%238217%3B+you+too+can+sponsor+an+American
for the cost of one cup of coffee’ you too can sponsor an American SCORE 34
18th+century+Norwegian+tree+house.
18th century Norwegian tree house. SCORE 24
I+could+be+a+health+teacher.
I could be a health teacher. SCORE 25
A+jumbo+elephant+carefully+climbing+a+wall+to+steal+mangoes+from+a+safari+lodge%26%238217%3Bs+tree.
A jumbo elephant carefully climbing a wall to steal mangoes from a safari lodge’s tree. SCORE 31
Highly+effective+fencing.
Highly effective fencing. SCORE 25
And+my+vote.
And my vote. SCORE 28
First+ever+documented+rage+quit
First ever documented rage quit SCORE 23
Mask+up+Georgie.
Mask up Georgie. SCORE 13
Generally.
Generally. SCORE 22
Just+pre-covid+things%26%238230%3B
Just pre-covid things… SCORE 10
Message+received.
Message received. SCORE 23
Get+ya+hair+did.
Get ya hair did. SCORE 26
I+love+a+good+pile+of+carrots.
I love a good pile of carrots. SCORE 19
The+birbs+will+protect.
The birbs will protect. SCORE 27
4D+chess+is+hard+to+keep+track+of%26%238230%3B.
4D chess is hard to keep track of…. SCORE 23
Gotta+hit+my+calorie+goals+for+the+day.
Gotta hit my calorie goals for the day. SCORE 26
This+guy%26%238217%3Bs+lost+it%26%238230%3B
This guy’s lost it… SCORE 29
%2Agreetings+in+parseltongue%2A
*greetings in parseltongue* SCORE 32
The+future+is+currently+unsupported%26%238230%3B
The future is currently unsupported… SCORE 24
Well+hello+baby%26%238230%3B
Well hello baby… SCORE 26
Nerds%2C+by+size+distribution.
Nerds, by size distribution. SCORE 28
Sing+me+the+song+of+someone+elses+people.
Sing me the song of someone elses people. SCORE 22
Haw-Yee
Haw-Yee SCORE 29
Big+Gulp
Big Gulp SCORE 16
%5Bbutt%5Dernut+squash.
[butt]ernut squash. SCORE 24
A+girl+wearing+a+Supergirl+costume+pays+respects+at+RBG%26%238217%3Bs+casket.
A girl wearing a Supergirl costume pays respects at RBG’s casket. SCORE 30
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hardcore+in+non-hardcore+places
hardcore in non-hardcore places SCORE 5
I+do+what+I+want.
I do what I want. SCORE 226
A+cat%26%238217%3Bs+life.
A cat’s life. SCORE 196
World%26%238217%3Bs+most+easily+scared+man.
World’s most easily scared man. SCORE 60
Accurate.
Accurate. SCORE 207
Fallen+princesses.
Fallen princesses. SCORE 195
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