Slow Robot
A+Phone+Message+Left+By+A+Passenger+Of+Flight+175
The+lemons+were+a+lie.
The lemons were a lie. SCORE 27
Doctors+hate+this+one+simple+trick%26%238230%3B
Doctors hate this one simple trick… SCORE 21
The+man+inside+the+can.
The man inside the can. SCORE 30
Teach+your+children+well.
Teach your children well. SCORE 29
How+the+Solar+System+actually+travels+through+our+galaxy
How the Solar System actually travels through our galaxy SCORE 30
Their+home+life+must+be+miserable.
Their home life must be miserable. SCORE 23
Oracle+of+our+time
Oracle of our time SCORE 25
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+be+here+for+YOU+anymore.
I can’t be here for YOU anymore. SCORE 29
Get+the+corned+beef%21
Get the corned beef! SCORE 19
Love+yourself
Love yourself SCORE 23
Grandma+no%21
Grandma no! SCORE 16
A+new+trinity+to+worship.
A new trinity to worship. SCORE 34
That+should+do+it%26%238230%3B
That should do it… SCORE 10
Baby+burrito
Baby burrito SCORE 23
Can+I+have+a+french+fry%3F
Can I have a french fry? SCORE 24
Cutest+sea+slug+I%26%238217%3Bve+ever+seen%26%238230%3B
Cutest sea slug I’ve ever seen… SCORE 30
Passing+the+torch%2C+brought+to+you+by+Salesforce%26%238230%3B
Passing the torch, brought to you by Salesforce… SCORE 22
Costco+hates+this+one+trick%26%238230%3B
Costco hates this one trick… SCORE 31
It+could+be+both.
It could be both. SCORE 22
Tectonic+activity+pushed+a+shoreline+vertical%2C+creating+a+wall+covered+in+dinosaur+footprints
Tectonic activity pushed a shoreline vertical, creating a wall covered in dinosaur footprints SCORE 26
Take+me+HOOOOMMMME
Take me HOOOOMMMME SCORE 30
All+the+better+to+love+you+with.
All the better to love you with. SCORE 22
I+accept%21
I accept! SCORE 33
Technology+is+amazing.
Technology is amazing. SCORE 17
A+parking+lot+in+Alaska
A parking lot in Alaska SCORE 20
You+have+something+to+say%3F
You have something to say? SCORE 27
ET+Phone+Home%26%238230%3B
ET Phone Home… SCORE 26
Genes+good.
Genes good. SCORE 27
And+it%26%238217%3Bs+been+a+while%2C+a+long+long+time.
And it’s been a while, a long long time. SCORE 22
I+bet+he+can.
I bet he can. SCORE 26
There+are+some+dogs+who+would+like+to+meet+you%26%238230%3B
There are some dogs who would like to meet you… SCORE 26
Just+sayin%26%238217%3B
Just sayin’ SCORE 26
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7.5+gets+5+stars+from+me.
7.5 gets 5 stars from me. SCORE 41
One+of+these+is+an+acceptable+form+of+judgement.
One of these is an acceptable form of judgement. SCORE 35
Gamers+know+the+struggle.
Gamers know the struggle. SCORE 34
Feed+the+cycle.
Feed the cycle. SCORE 43
OK+BUT+WHAT+DID+HE+HAVE+TO+SAY%3F%21
OK BUT WHAT DID HE HAVE TO SAY?! SCORE 25
Spotted+in+NYC
Spotted in NYC SCORE 15
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