honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
everything is just fine SCORE 19
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
they do WHAT with the snow?! SCORE 29
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 23
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8