i want to take his face.. off SCORE 25
we never exchanged emails again SCORE 66
patience is a virtue i don’t possess SCORE 36
that didn’t age well SCORE 28
happiness comes from day fading SCORE 34
he was in the middle of a presentation SCORE 45
horny bbq SCORE 30
genius SCORE 26
like that! SCORE 53
nothing but sympathy for that shark SCORE 32
that’s cold blooded SCORE 53
i want to squash his face SCORE 47
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 36
where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
when the hunger hits SCORE 58
they blocked my number SCORE 16
bill refused to give up. Good job, bill SCORE 38
dog fart pranks SCORE 24
i didn’t want the steamed veggies SCORE 55
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33
rowboatcop SCORE 28
textbook-ception SCORE 50
porn title SCORE 39
i won’t ask again SCORE 55
always check your extra charges SCORE 47
advantage me? SCORE 55
today was a good day SCORE 38
time to call it a day SCORE 34
gonna have to disagree with this one SCORE 5
i didn’t want to turn my head to the right anyway SCORE 46
this is a crime against humanity SCORE 30
how could you, son? SCORE 42